According to CNN, Ann Coulter might be a felon:
Conservative columnist Ann Coulter has refused to cooperate in an investigation into whether she voted in the wrong precinct, so the case will probably be turned over to prosecutors, Palm Beach County’s elections chief said Wednesday.
If she didn’t have special celebrity status, that crime could put her for prison up to 5 years. However, if the judge is a liberal, she’ll get death by hanging.
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I’m not sure if you’ve seen this, but a bunch of soldiers held up a sign that says “Halp Us Jon Carry – We R Stuck Hear N Irak.” Awesome.
Now people are digging up old comments Kerry’s made from the past, from when he looked like this. Back then, he said this:
“I am convinced a volunteer army would be an army of the poor and the black and the brown,” Kerry wrote. “We must not repeat the travesty of the inequities present during Vietnam. I also fear …