Although Rudy Giuliani has yet to fully embrace his baldness announce his bid for the Presidency, a detailed “dossier” has supposedly been uncovered that details a highly ambitious 2008 Presidential campaign strategy.

On the same page is a list of the candidate’s central problems in bullet-point form…

The concerns appear to be listed as issues for Giuliani law partner Pat Oxford to address and are followed by the central question of the campaign:

Are there “prob[lem]s that are insurmount[able]?” it asks, adding, “Has anyone reviewed with RWG?” Giuliani, whose middle name is William, is referred to throughout the document by his initials.

Giuliani has the potential to be a really controversial candidate. He was nothing until 9/11 and suddenly was Time’s Person of the Year because they were too wussy to put bin Laden there.

Iin fact, before 9/11, he was doing poorly because of all of his personal issues.

Presidential candidates need to be more like John Edwards for the Democrats. The only thing the Republicans have about him is that he was a shark lawyer.

So what? His kid died and he went on Oprah! He wins.

So, in honor of these “personal” issues, I’m naming a new measurement for a candidate: the Oprah Factor. John Edwardrs has it through the roof, and Rudy Giuliani can only scare middle-aged housewives. Just look at that picture.