Amazingly, Bush has yet to be blamed for yesterday’s 400-point stock plunge that saw markets in Asia and in the U.S. tumble as bad as they have since September 11th.

Before I start chanting “Bush Lied, Stocks Crashed,” someone please relieve me:

“All who invest should feel grateful that we’ve had a great run for the last 12 to 18 months,” said Joel Kleinman, a Washington, D.C. attorney, adding that he has learned to not read too much into any short-term ups and downs. “This is another day in the market.”

Phew, that was a close one. 

Unless we start seeing businessmen jumping out of buildings, I’m sure we have nothing to worry about.  Alan Greenspan was warning of a recession within the last 24 hours anyway, and recessions happen – usually being no fault of the President.