Dan’s Note: This post was written by Angel of AllAmericanSoapBox.com.

1. Men age better than women.

It’s not that old men can’t get it up, it’s just that old women are really ugly. Ok, so I stole that from some comic. He has a good point, though–while men can still be labeled as “hot” well into their 50’s, women start going downhill when they’re about 30. 35 if you’re lucky. Even hot 40-yr-old women are usually considered “hot…for a 40-yr-old.” Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Johnny Depp, etc, etc, are just plain hot. Maybe even hotter now than when they were younger. Men, thank you for maintaining (and sometimes increasing in) your hotness while remaining faithful to your women who are steadily decreasing in hotness. Except for those of you who don’t stick with us or tell us we‘re still hot. Screw you.

2. Men are less inhibited.

This goes hand in hand with risk-taking. This trait gives men many advantages (though some disadvantages), and is responsible for many of the traits on this list.

3. Men dominate the business world.

4 reasons: they are less inhibited, more confident, rely more logic to make decisions, don’t get too emotionally involved. A lot of women don’t get as far in the business world because they are too nice, get their feelings hurt too easily, and are too inhibited to ask for a raise or a promotion or bigger projects.

4. Men are more logical decision-makers.

Women rely more on intuition, and probably don’t analyze and weigh all the facts as much as they should. However, intuition shouldn’t be disregarded. There should be a good balance of both.

5. You worship us.

We, as women, need to do a better job reciprocating your worship of us. I’ll be the first to admit that I’m a spoiled brat in this respect. I have come to take it for granted and just expect it. You guys, on the other hand, realize the world does not revolve around you. But it’s our job to make you feel like ours does.

6. Men are relatively low-maintenance in bed.

Partly due to #2. Thank you. More focus on me.

7. Men are more confident.

Well, at least about their physical attractiveness. While we’re throwing tantrums about our love-handles (“Hon, those are your hipbones”), and how our size 0 jeans are getting too tight (“How can you even stand having sex with me anymore?!!”), guys like Chazz Michael Michaels (Will Ferell on Blades of Glory) think they’re Matthew McConaughey. And this can only behoove them–because of this, they will be more successful with women…or at the very least be less miserable than we are.

Men who understand the flip side of this principle–that women care much more about their own appearance than their partner’s (or potential partner‘s), have a huge advantage. Women want to be with men who make them feel beautiful and sexy, with words and actions.

8. Men are more loyal.

While men may engage in physical wars (both in combat and in sport), women engage in emotional warfare. We lay emotional landmines and psychological booby traps by holding grudges, stabbing our friends in the back, sabotaging relationships, stealing boyfriends. The effects can be as devastating as Hiroshima. Ok, so most women aren’t this bad, but most still gossip about their friends and significant others. Men may get in a fight with someone, but then they’re usually quickly over it. And they are rarely super-sweet to someone they hate. True loyalty is when you defend your friends and only speak well of them. For this loyalty I am certainly willing to wipe your piss of the rim of the toilet and respond to your post-basketball-game sweaty sexual advances without dry-heaving.

9.Men are funnier.

Generally speaking. My guess is that this is due to a) their lack of inhibition b) their tendency to be more crude, make fun of people to their faces, and generally more juvenile, and c) society’s disapproval of (b) in women, at least in real-life situations (as opposed to stand-up).
Thanks for the laughs anyway.

10. Men can focus their concentration on a single task.

Although women are famous for their ability to multi-task, due to a thicker corpus collosum in the center of the brain (better communication between the 2 hemispheres), this same trait makes us more easily distracted and more difficult for us to focus all our attention to a single task. This is probably another reason why you are lower maintenance in bed.