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So America has an addiction to foreign oil. Okay. So what? Politicians talk about the addiction like it’s as bad as killing babies. Global warming concerns aside, what’s so bad about oil that we need to stop buying it?
Here are some of the top complaints people have about oil:
1. We buy oil from the Middle East!
2. We’ll run out of oil soon, and then we’ll be doomed. DOOMED, I say!
3. I can’t handle these prices [as I make this gasoline …