Last Thursday, I took advantage of Aurora hospitals’ voter registration drive and made sure I’m properly set up for November.

Unlike a bajillion idiot “undecideds,” I actually have political principles and already know who I’ll be voting for. The problem?

I’m voting in Wisconsin.

You out-of-towners might wonder what’s so wrong about voting in Wisconsin, particularly as it represents a minor swing state. There’s nothing wrong about voting here, and in fact we need more voters like me, because Wisconsin is one of the hotbeds of voter fraud, going back as far as the 2000 Bush-Gore election and probably even farther.

And, of course, voter fraud generally favors Democrats. Stories from past presidential elections recall cigarettes being handed out to homeless people so that they’d vote - I assume, for the Democrat.

This year, Wisconsin has felons working voter registrations.

The Journal Sentinel has reported on problems with voter registration cards submitted to the city by workers for the group and another liberal group, the Community Voters Project.

The newspaper reported on similar registration problems in 2004, which led to charges against some voter registration workers, as well as state reforms that bar groups from paying workers based on the number of signatures collected.

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This week, the Associated Press reported that ACORN had hired as voter registration workers in Milwaukee at least seven felons convicted of crimes including cocaine possession and robbery.

Carolyn Castore, state political director for the group, told the AP: “We have a lot of folks with felony records and, frankly, they need jobs.”

Huh? Because they need jobs, we should make them register voters? This is how ACORN people think? I should have guessed, I suppose.

Then, listen to this whopper:

In a statement, state Democratic Party chairman Joe Wineke accused Republicans of “fabricating stories about widespread voter fraud in attempts to scare voters and divert attention away from the financial crisis that marks the final verdict on the disastrous Bush-McCain economic policies.”

He seems to say, Nevermind the man behind the curtain! Look at the stock market! Ahhh, doom! Doom! Republicans! Doom!

Fellow Wisconsinites: we can beat the liberals and fraudsters in Wisconsin. Vote conservative.

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