The scene:  A dark hallway at night.  BPN operatives,  under direct orders from BPN dictator Dan Kenitz, hold flashlights and slowly make their way to a door.  Employing a range of lock-picking and espionage techniques, they finally enter the room.  Inside is a simple combination-lock safe that contains the secret Stimulus plans of the Democratic party.  One operative simply has to press his ear to the safe while rotating the combination knob, and…
It opens!
Inside, there is a single flash drive.  “What do we do with it?” asks one of …