Let’s say you’re a judge, and an interesting case comes up (I got this from my brother, who’s a lawyer). A family is facing eviction from their apartment because one of their children has a pet goldfish - and pets aren’t allowed in the apartment.
Assuming you already believe that a goldfish is a “pet.” […]
It’s really easy to get into national news - all you need is some fishing line, some helium balloons, road flares, and a good imagination.
That’s what the mysterious lights over Phoenix a few days ago turned out to be: nothing more than a clever hoax, a guy claims. A clever, clever hoax. In […]
According to Jane’s Country Risk, the United States isn’t the world’s most stable and prosperous nation - and it’s not even in the top twenty. We rank in at #22, behind countries like the United Kingdom, Sweden, and the Vatican.
How did they rate it? Observe:
under the rating system, which took into account each nation’s political […]
Barack Obama gave a speech about race and Jeremiah Wright today, addressing it sort of in the same way Mitt Romney did about Mormonism.
If I was his speechwriter, here’s what I would have come up with.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming out today. I talk to you here today in the city of Philadelphia, […]
I don’t defend Democrats often, but today I felt the need to.
When Rush Limbaugh said that Donovan McNabb was overrated by the sports media because he’s black, he was totally murdered for being a racist. The sports media, with damaged egos, ate him alive for the suggestion that maybe they separate people on race.
They […]
Greetings fellow BPN-ers! I apologize for not appearing here in a few months. I’ve been extremely busy with getting a business up and running with friend and fellow Cardinal Stritch University alumnus Phil Burghgraef, who also contributes political cartoons here every so often. I also write for a newer paper in my hometown, the Muskego […]
The one debate I don’t watch, and it gets the highest ratings. Ugh. You can actually watch the recent Republican debate on YouTube.
Either way, the fallout from this debate has become a story on its own, so I thought I’d post up my reactions to those:
-CNN lost a lot of credibility - sort of. Conservatives […]
So it turns out Barack Obama did cocaine back in the day. In fact, he admits that in high school, he embraced the anti-Mormon lifestyle in full: alcohol, drugs, and women.
It’s not shocking that he did it (aren’t we all pretty sure Dubya liked himself the coco powder?), but that he admitted it while the […]
Today I’m going to be predictable and make fun of liberals. I wouldn’t have to turn into Mr. Predictable Conservative blogger if the liberals weren’t so doggone ridiculous about how they’ve handled the California wildfires.
How so? Let me count the ways.
Harry Reid is blaming global warming, naturally. The evidence against that argument? Someone set the […]
I wrote in the Journal-Sentinel that the educational value I received in school would have been less damaging to my worldview than if I had stood in a pile of horse manure for the 17 years instead. It turns out that school isn’t only hurting our children’s minds, but their bodies as well.
Tough choices tempt […]
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