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2008 Presidential Election Demotivators

Yesterday I had some fun with a de-Motivator generator. You know what demotivators are, don’t you? They’re basically posters like this that make fun of traditional motivational posters. So I plugged in some pictures of characters from this election and added some witty comments. Enjoy:
Friendship
Don’t Go There
Proposition
Clarity
Passion

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Hillary Loses North Carolina

Hillary won in Indiana last night, but got destroyed in North Carolina and lost any advantages she picked up in Pennsylvania. Tim Russert says the primary is over and the Democrats have their nominee: Barack Obama.
Looking at this from the right, while it would be nice to see the broo-ha-ha of the Democratic primary […]

Would McCain Nominate Strong Judges to the Supreme Court?

Let’s say you’re a judge, and an interesting case comes up (I got this from my brother, who’s a lawyer). A family is facing eviction from their apartment because one of their children has a pet goldfish - and pets aren’t allowed in the apartment.
Assuming you already believe that a goldfish is a “pet.” […]

The Continuing Story of Jeremiah Wright

The whole Jeremiah Wright story actually has some interesting side effects, because it’s killing two birds with one (crazy, possibly racist) stone.  First, it’s hurting the campaign of Barack Obama, who, off the top of my head, is one of the purest, most tax-happy liberals I can think of.
I used to think that Hillary as […]

What’s Your Highest Priority for a Potential President?

A while ago I posted about the qualities and policies I look for in a candidate. I never, however, asked what you, the good people of BipolarNation, value most in your Presidential candidates.
So I put together a list of current issues and policies. Go to this thread on the BipolarNation Forums and vote for which […]

Hey “Faith Forum”: Life Begins at Conception

Last night on the “Faith and Politics” forum on CNN, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama separately answered questions on how they view religion’s role in politics.  Watching Democrats talk politics is like watching Bill Lumbergh talk business.  Many words are spoken, but little is said.
Here’s how one question might go down in a Democratic debate:
Chris […]

McCain/Romney ‘08: Could It Be?

I’ve already written that Mitt Romney would be a great choice for John McCain to pick as his vice presidential candidate.  It looks like this is becoming a possibility.
Associated Press:
In a show of Republican unity, one-time bitter foes John McCain and Mitt Romney raised money and campaigned together Thursday for a single goal - getting […]

Don’t Give Politicians Free Time

The race for the Democratic nomination is much more interesting when there’s nothing for the candidates to do but make trouble.
It all seemed to start when footage Obama’s former (or current?  I don’t know) pastor started getting played over and over again on Fox News.
[Note:  That which appears in my normal “quotes” box here aren’t […]

Pay No Attention to the Racist Behind the Curtain

Obama was supposed to give a speech on race, but instead we got the Communist Manifesto.
This speech had many failings, so let’s try to tackle them chronologically, in the order they appeared in his speech.
First,
What we have already achieved gives us hope – the audacity to hope – for what we can and must achieve […]

How I’d Write Barack Obama’s Race Speech

Barack Obama gave a speech about race and Jeremiah Wright today, addressing it sort of in the same way Mitt Romney did about Mormonism.
If I was his speechwriter, here’s what I would have come up with.
Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming out today.  I talk to you here today in the city of Philadelphia, […]

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